your mail

John Fearon jfearon at INTERGATE.NET
Sun Apr 14 13:14:43 MDT 1996


That has to be the most totally assenine post I have ever read.  The
Republican are the people are right.  The posts like I have just read,
prove to me, that "what this world need is any more stupid democrats that
don't know how to think.  People should work for every damn dime they
ever get.  John

On Sun, 14 Apr 1996, JOHN EMERY wrote:

> > > ---------- Forwarded message ----------
> > >
> > >                YOU MIGHT BE A REPUBLICAN IF...
> > >
> > > You think "proletariat" is a type of cheese.
> > >
> > > You've named your kids "Deduction one" and "Deduction two"
> > >
> > > You've tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were just
> > > allowed to keep more of their minimum wage.
> > >
> > > You've ever referred to someone as "my (insert racial or ethnic minority
> > > here) friend"
> > >
> > > You've ever tried to prove Jesus was a capitalist and opposed to welfare.
> > >
> > > You're a pro-lifer, but support the death penalty.
> > >
> > > You think Huey Newton is a cookie.
> > >
> > > The only union you support is the Baseball Players, because heck, they're
> > > richer than you.
> > >
> > > You think you might remember laughing once as a kid.
> > >
> > > You once broke loose at a party and removed your neck tie.
> > >
> > > You call mall rent-a-cops "jack-booted thugs."
> > >
> > > You've ever referred to the moral fiber of something.
> > >
> > > You've ever said, "I can't wait to get into business school."
> > >
> > > You've ever called a secretary or waitress "Tootsie."
> > >
> > > You answer to "The Man."
> > >
> > > You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because
> > > that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense.
> > >
> > > You fax the FBI a list of "Commies in my Neighborhood."
> > >
> > > You don't let your kid watch Sesame Street because you accuse Bert and Ernie
> > > of "sexual deviance."
> > >
> > > You scream "Ditto!" while making love.
> > >
> > > You've argued that art has a "moral foundation set in Western values."
> > >
> > > When people say "Marx," you think "Groucho."
> > >
> > > You confuse Lenin with Lennon.
> > >
> > > You've ever yelled, "Hey hippie, get a haircut."
> > >
> > > You think Birkenstock was that New York rock concert in 1969.
> > >
> > > You argue that you need 300 handguns, in case a bear ever attacks your home.
> > >
> > > Vietnam makes a lot of sense to you.
> > >
> > > You point to Hootie and the Blowfish as evidence of the end of racism in
> > > America.
> > >
> > > You've ever said civil liberties, schmivil schmiberties.
> > >
> > > You've ever said "Clean air? Looks clean to me."
> > >
> > > You've ever called education a luxury.
> > >
> > > You look down through a glass ceiling and chuckle.
> > >
> > > You wonder if donations to the Pentagon are tax-deductible.
> > >
> > > You came of age in the '60s and don't remember Bob Dylan.
> > >
> > > You own a vehicle with an "Ollie North: American Hero" sticker.
> > >
> > > You're afraid of the liberal media."
> > >
> > > You ever based an argument on the phrase, "Well, tradition dictates...."
> > >
> > > You ever told a child that Oscar the Grouch "lives in a trash can because he
> > > is lazy and doesn't want to contribute to society."
> > >
> > > You've ever urged someone to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, when
> > > they don't even have shoes.
> > >
> JOHN EMERY
> 64 Brockton Ave
> Scituate Ma 02066
> BUCHANAN 96
> SCITUATE TOWN CHAIRMAN
> STATE INTERNET COORDINATOR
>



More information about the Rushtalk mailing list