Favorite Quotes?

Larry Long llong at CCAD.UIOWA.EDU
Thu Dec 11 14:20:15 MST 1997

>Got any favorite quotes? (I'm collecting them.)

Another one of my favorites:

Indignant lady to Winston Churchill:  "Sir, you are drunk!"

Winston Churchill:  "Yes, madam, I am drunk.  However, tomorrow
I shall be sober, but you, madam, will still be ugly."


"'While you are on your deathbed, you shall achieve
total consciousness'...So I've got that going for me."

   -- A promise to Carl (Bill Murray) by the Dali Lama
       after being stiffed a golf caddying tip by the Dali.

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