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febboy at IX.NETCOM.COM
Tue Dec 16 04:12:36 MST 1997
Gosh, Some coaches and some football players are liberals, too
>Barry Switzer, clearly upset about the Dallas Cowboy's losing record,
>decides to find out from Steve Mariucci what his secret is. So,
>Switzer travels up to a 49er practice and asks Mariucci, "Coach, how
>is it that your team is so good? What's your secret?"
>Mariucci responds by calling Steve Young over. "Steve, who's your
>father's brother's nephew?" Young answers, "Why coach, that's easy.
>Mariucci turns to Switzer and says, "That's the secret, Barry. A
>smart quarterback. You've got to have a smart quarterback."
>Thinking he's finally got all the tools he needs, Switzer returns to
>Texas and the Cowboy work-out. He promptly calls over Troy Aikman.
>"Aikman! Who's your father's brother's nephew?" Troy looks perplexed,
>thinks a minute and says, "Coach, can I get back to you after practice
>on that one?" Switzer (disgusted) says, "OK."
>During practice, Aikman calls over Deion Sanders. "Deion, coach just
>asked me the weirdest question. Who's your father's brother's nephew?"
>Sanders: "Duh! That's easy. It's me!"
>After practice, Aikman catches up with Switzer: "Coach, I think I've
>got it. My father's brother's nephew is Deion Sanders."
>Switzer (angry): "No, No, NO! You idiot!! It's Steve Young!!!"
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