End Times

Jim Nantz jim at COTTAGESOFT.COM
Thu Nov 20 21:26:49 MST 1997


At 08:46 PM 11/20/97 -0400, Helen wrote:

ROTFL.  Definately a keeper.

>Hmm.  Revelations?  Not the place to look, PapaPaul, you're in the wrong
>book.  According to the Book of Communications, 1:1-8:
>
>"In the end times some shall depart from the web and seek after online
>services or snail mail.
>Whether your communication be via ISDN, 56.6, 33.6, 28.8, or 14.4, know ye
>that it shall fail; when it fails, flee ye to yon service provider.
>Woe be unto ye if ye are using a cable modem.
>Verily, verily, I say unto thee, woe be unto all those who are connecting
>via modem, rather than through a network.
>When they tell you there is connection, go not to the computer to see.
>For, there will be many false signals indicating that connection has been
>established in PPPs name, trust them not, for they are no carriers and no
>message will come through.
>If your connection be sought in the peak hours, pray ye that it will be
>made, for no man knoweth the time nor the hour when a connection attempted
>then will be established.
>Therefore, I bid ye, dial and pray, in PPPs name."
>
>
>----------------
>
>Helen
>
>I Know That My Redeemer Liveth!
>
>
"Let's fire those fatcat bureaucrats at the EPA who are so dumb they could
throw themselves at the ground and miss." - James Trafficant(D) Ohio



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