new assault weapon

Helen editors at TCLQ.ORG
Fri Nov 21 17:04:13 MST 1997

Now, was this coffee hotter than MacDonald's coffee?  Will the clerk sue
the convenience store for having coffee so hot that it can be used as a
weapon?  Or, will the burglar sue the convenience store for having coffee
so hot that he could have burnt himself when he tossed it at the clerk?
What is the sentence for robbery wiwth a cup of hot coffee?  Is it, three
drips and you're out?  Will we have to apply for a permit and have an
extended waiting period before being allowed to purchase or drink coffee?
Tune in same bat time, same bat channel!!!!!!!

Great story, John.  I wonder what Janet Reno, who's a hot fantasy for
Japanese males, will do?

>Here in St Louis there was a story on the local news about
>a robbery of a local 7-11 [I think] convienience store.
>The security camera showed the robber pouring himself
>a large cup of coffee, walking to the counter to pay for it,
>but instead throwing the scalding [170 degree] coffee into
>the face of the cleark.
>As the traumatized clerk was screaming and writhing on the
>floor in pain, the thief then calmly went into the cash
>register and emptied it.
>I suppose we can look forward to a new Crime Bill labelling
>hot coffee as an "assault weapon" and banning same from
>convienience the very least we can expect
>that the maximum temperature be set well below 170 degrees.
>Perhaps implementing a two hour "cooling off" period from
>time of pouring your coffee to approaching the cashier
>to pay for it would be appropriate.
>john v
>BTW, as one who turns of any news program at the sight,
>or sound, of clinton, what exactly did he do relative to
>Arlington Cemetary?



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