Jim Nantz jim at COTTAGESOFT.COM
Mon Nov 24 06:57:14 MST 1997

I used to say nothing surprises me anymore.  I quit saying that when the
news broke about bubba selling graves at Arlington to the highest bidder.

Today a Phoenix man was charged with aggravated assault when he allegedly
smacked a colleague with a 10,000 page unix manual.  Attorney General Grant
Woods said the charge was appropriate because he used the abridged version.
 He also said that if the man had used the unabridged version the charge
would probably be first degree murder.

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