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Dennis Putnam dap1 at MINDSPRING.COM
Mon Nov 24 19:21:11 MST 1997


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At 06:57 AM 11/24/97 -0700, you wrote:
>I used to say nothing surprises me anymore.  I quit saying that when the
>news broke about bubba selling graves at Arlington to the highest bidder.
>--
>
>Today a Phoenix man was charged with aggravated assault when he allegedly
>smacked a colleague with a 10,000 page unix manual.  Attorney General Grant
>Woods said the charge was appropriate because he used the abridged version.
> He also said that if the man had used the unabridged version the charge
>would probably be first degree murder.
>

Obviously this is a hoax. Everyone knows there is no such thing as a UNIX
manual. It defies description by design. :-)

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