Fw: Merlin mediates

cbnron cbnron at ADAMS.NET
Thu Feb 19 21:18:01 MST 1998


>>Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were  having a terrible fight. "I
>>am the most beautiful person in the  world," proclaimed Sleeping Beauty.
>>
>>"No, you're not," answered Don Juan and Tom  Thumb.
>>
>>"I am the smallest person in the  world," shouted Tom Thumb.
>>
>>"No,  you're not," said Sleeping Beauty and Don Juan.
>>
>>"I've had more lovers than any person in the world," announced  Don Juan.
>>
>>"No, you haven't" replied  Tom Thumb and Sleeping Beauty.
>>
>>Well, they  decided that if the three were to get along, they needed a
>>mediator, and decided  that Merlin, clearly the smartest person in the
>>world, would be ideal. Merlin  agreed and summoned them all to his palace,
>>where he announced he would meet  with them one at a time.
>>
>>Sleeping Beauty went in first and not a minute later  came out beaming "I
>>am the most beautiful person in the world, Merlin said  so."
>>
>>In went Tom Thumb and out he came as quickly as had  Sleeping Beauty: "I am
>>the smallest  person in the world, Merlin agrees."
>>
>>In goes Don Juan and in he stays, a half hour, an hour, an hour and a
>>half later. Finally, he emerges distraught, muttering, "Who the hell is
>>Bill Clinton?"
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