5) From the July 5 Late Show with David Letterman, the "Top

Carl William Spitzer carlwilliamspitzeriv at JUNO.COM
Sat Jul 10 09:46:40 MDT 1999


5) From the July 5 Late Show with David Letterman, the "Top
Ten Skeletons in George W. Bush's Closet." Copyright 1999 by
Worldwide Pants, Inc.

10. Fathered half the players at this year's Wimbledon.
9. Once killed a LensCrafter's clerk when his glasses weren't
ready in about an hour.
8. The W stands for "Winky."
7. In 1988 told dad "I think Quayle would make a great Vice
President."
6. He's also married to Barbara Bush.
5. On April 9, 1968 actually had an opinion.
4. Calls brother Jeb "the one with the hick name"
3. Recovering Opraholic.
2. From 1986 to 1991 nothing but Nintendo and hookers.
1. Borrowed a skeleton from a local museum, put it in his closet,
never returned it.

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