The John Kennedy Jr. Air Safety Act of 1999
John A. Quayle
blueoval at SGI.NET
Mon Jul 19 21:53:24 MDT 1999
At 11:17 PM 7/19/99 -0400, Susan Correll wrote:
>These are exact headlines I pulled from news.excite.com
>"Kennedy Plane Made Faster Descent Than Thought"
>By Tony Munroe
This was a no-brainer, since he was picked up on radar and by the time the
line went by his prior location, he was "gone" - right off the scope. That
is very fast! Doug, how long does it take for that scope to make one full
>(No, I thought that crashing planes went down very very slowly.)
Only if you've just sucked up a lungful of Helium...... ;o)
>Other "intelligent" headlines:
>"JFK Jr. Presumed Dead, Searchers Seek Clues"
Clues to what?!? Confirm that he *IS* dead, or clues as to how he became
>(I guess folks need clues nowadays when someone's dead. Years ago
> when they stopped breathing, they were dead. Frankly, if someone
> crashes into the ocean at 110 miles per second, I would think they were
> shark bait, but that's just me.)
Well, it certainly put an end to Roberto Clemente (who *REALLY* had talent
on loan from God.), so a mere mortal - like John-John - never stood a chance.
>"Coast Guard: JFK Jr., Others Likely Dead."
>This is my personal favorite. Now, my great grandparents are dead, my
>grandfather is dead, Mother Theresa is dead. Even Princess Di, is "still"
>dead. Yes, I believe, indeed, Others are likely Dead.
Try this ploy, if the IRS comes a-callin'........
>Sue- searching out stupid reporters everywhere
Sue, it's the publik skule sistum. Trust me......
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