Arnold Schwarzenegger a REAL CONSERVATIVE FOR PRESIDENT

Carl William Spitzer carlwilliamspitzeriv at JUNO.COM
Fri Nov 5 10:31:05 MST 1999


ARNOLD FOR PRESIDENT!!!!  Thanks to David Lettermen!!!

Spankus R. McBain
Guy who understands that Non-U.S. Born citizens cannot be President
Republic of Humor

                 From the Home Office in Wahoo, Nebraska,
                 it's the Top Ten List for October 4, 1999

*~ Top Ten Ways The Country Would Be Different If Arnold Schwarzenegger
Were
President *

10.  State of Maryland converted to weight room

9.  Social Security benefits tied to how much you can squat

8.  He'd be the first Austrian weight-lifting President since Jimmy
Carter

7.  On Easter, children search White House lawn for invisible alien
predators

6.  White House intern would have to deal with this (footage of Arnold
feeding a woman carrots from an old film)

5.  Eagle on Presidential seal would be a lot more "ripped"

4.  President throws out first ball; catcher sustains season-ending
injury

3.  President blows up Congress, then mutters "Veto, you bastards"

2.  Saddam Hussein appears on TV with busted lip to announce full
compliance
with U.N.

1.  Goodbye Arbor Day, hello Bicep Day


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