Arnold Schwarzenegger a REAL CONSERVATIVE FOR PRESIDENT
Carl William Spitzer
carlwilliamspitzeriv at JUNO.COM
Fri Nov 5 10:31:05 MST 1999
ARNOLD FOR PRESIDENT!!!! Thanks to David Lettermen!!!
Spankus R. McBain
Guy who understands that Non-U.S. Born citizens cannot be President
Republic of Humor
From the Home Office in Wahoo, Nebraska,
it's the Top Ten List for October 4, 1999
*~ Top Ten Ways The Country Would Be Different If Arnold Schwarzenegger
10. State of Maryland converted to weight room
9. Social Security benefits tied to how much you can squat
8. He'd be the first Austrian weight-lifting President since Jimmy
7. On Easter, children search White House lawn for invisible alien
6. White House intern would have to deal with this (footage of Arnold
feeding a woman carrots from an old film)
5. Eagle on Presidential seal would be a lot more "ripped"
4. President throws out first ball; catcher sustains season-ending
3. President blows up Congress, then mutters "Veto, you bastards"
2. Saddam Hussein appears on TV with busted lip to announce full
1. Goodbye Arbor Day, hello Bicep Day
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