In Honor Of Pam.........

John A. Quayle blueoval at SGI.NET
Mon Jan 10 13:13:44 MST 2000

 We Need These New Words

 Sarchasm:  The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
 recipient, who doesn't get it.

 Reintarnation:  Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

 Giraffiti:  Vandalism spray-painted very high.

 Foreploy:  Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
 obtaining sex.

 Inoculatte:  To take coffee intravenously when you are running

 Hipatitis:  Terminal coolness.

 Osteopornosis:  A degenerate disease.

 Karmageddon:  It's like, when everybody is sending off these
 really bad vibes, right?  And then, like,  the Earth explodes and
 it's like a serious bummer.

 Glibido:  All talk and no action.

 Dopeler Effect:  The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
 they come at you rapidly.

 Intaxication:  Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which
 lasts until you realize that it was your money to start with.

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