JdJ Oct 3, 00: Political Crooks.....

carl william spitzer iv cwsiv_2nd at JUNO.COM
Wed Oct 4 22:18:38 MDT 2000


The elections are coming.  What a choice
I have in New York City!  Oy!  Can I vote
'none of the above?'

LadyHawke
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"Political Crooks....."

The editor of a small country  Newspaper,
furious over several government bills that
had recently been passed, printed a scathing
editorial with an enormous headline:
"HALF THE LEGISLATORS ARE CROOKS."

Many local Politicians were outraged and exerted
tremendous pressure on him to print a retraction.
He finally gave in to the pressure and ran his
apology with the headline:

"HALF THE LEGISLATORS ARE NOT CROOKS."


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"The Politician"

The politician was sitting at his campaign
headquarters when the phone rang. He listened
intently, and after a moment his face brightened.

When he hung up, he immediately phoned his
mother to tell her the good news.

"Ma," he shouted, "the results are in. I won the
election!"

"Honestly?"

The politician's smiled faded. "Aw, heck, Ma,
why bring that up at a time like this?"


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