Food For Thought October 9, 2000

Kenneth E. Wyman kewcomm1 at IX.NETCOM.COM
Mon Oct 9 12:22:38 MDT 2000


COMMITTEE OF ONE
Food For Thought           October 9, 2000

HILLARY TO TIPPER ...ITS NEVER TOO LATE. In an 
address to Jewish voters, Hil apologized for having 
kissed Arafat's wife.

DEFINE "LIE"... "fibbing, embellishing, exaggerating 
the facts, and truth stretching."  And so Al's friends
in "media left" desperately grope for a kindlier, more 
gentle definition of his lying.  --- It ain't working.

DEFINE "SHADOW BOXING"... Dick Chaney debating the
two Liebermans -- "before and after Al Gore." 

SPEAKING OF TWO LIEBERMANS... they're also running 
for Senator in Connecticut.  Will its citizens vote for
the Joe pre or after Al Gore?  He was in favor of 
school vouchers and now he ain't. He was against
the "porn" folks in Hollywood but takes their money.
It may mean that tossing a coin may decide his election.  

OH, TO BE A MOUSE IN THE WHITE HOUSE ... and listen
to Jesse Ventura, who said that he and Bill Clinton 
discussed the smoking of cigars during Jesse's 
"overnighter" visit. A discussion of Bill's past use
of a rather "quaint" humidor must have been a "gem." 

AL "SERGEANT YORK" Gore ...once told an interviewer 
that he had seen frequent fighting and been "shot at" 
in Vietnam. His folks even had a photo of Al leaning
over his weapon. The only problem was, its muzzle 
was pointing at his chin. 

HIS LEGACY DEPENDS ON "PEACE AT ANY PRICE" ...Bill 
Clinton,forced the Israelis to give guns to the 
Palestinian police force to maintain the peace. Now 
that they're using them to kill Israelis, Bill might 
consider sending V.P AlGore, his Vietnam combat 
veteran, over to correct the problem.

HE'S BACK!... the little guy who use to jump on the
vaudeville stage and yell "make up!!!" while hitting
the star's face with a sack of flour.  Rumor has it 
that he was seen doing same to Al Gore for his 
debate appearance last week.   

Ken Wyman

"One must fight if only to have fought according to
one's conscience"



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