carl william spitzer iv
cwsiv_2nd at JUNO.COM
Fri Sep 1 18:07:34 MDT 2000
Major Scandal during their presidency....
The President's biggest fear....
Nixon: The Cold War
Clinton: The Cold Sore
Complaints toward the President...
Nixon: His was Greek
Clinton: His is a Geek.
Nixon: Couldn't stop Kissinger.
Clinton: Couldn't stop kissing her.
Things the President couldn't explain....
Nixon: The missing 18-minutes on the tapes
Clinton: The 36D bra in his briefcase
Nixon: Tricky Dick
Clinton: Slick Willy
And finally, Presidential excuses....
Nixon: I am not a crook
Clinton: I didn't get in her nook
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