Food For Thought September 25, 2000

Kenneth E. Wyman kewcomm1 at IX.NETCOM.COM
Mon Sep 25 11:03:24 MDT 2000


COMMITTEE OF ONE 
Food For Thought           September 25, 2000

ALGORE AIN'T SO SMART ... he still hasn't been able
to finesse personal "whopper" stories as good as
"Boss Bill."  His latest "dog" story has fleas(read:
lies.)

GEORGE BURNS ONCE PLAYED "GOD"..now its Joe 
Lieberman's turn.  An honorary "Oscar" from his 
friends in Hollywood is in his future.  It will be the 
first "Oscar" with a "kosher" label.

WAS THAT A "HIDE-A-CRIB" AL WAS IN ... when at the age
of 27 he claims he was lullabied by a song extolling the
"union label?"  

HE'S JUST JOINING AL'S FAN CLUB...Rolling Stone publisher 
Jann Wenner, who last week produced a concert that raised 
$6.5 million for AlGore, has been placed by the V.P. into the 
small pool of reporters that flies aboard Air Force Two.  Al's 
"press pals" lack of reaction is understandable.

EVEN THEIR "FRIEND" NEEDED A "BARF bAG"... N.Y.Times
editorialized: Using the White House and Camp David for 
sleepovers has tarred the presidency and cheapened 
institutions that should be above political advantage.

POLITICAL IN-CORRECTNESS AT ITS ZENITH ...CHINA 
expressed fury yesterday at the Pope's plans to canonize 
120 Chinese Catholic martyrs on Oct 1, the date of the 
foundation of the People's Republic by Mao Tse-tung 
and the country's most sacred holiday.

ANSWER: AL AND JOE DIDN'T MEAN THEIR THREATS...against
the porn purveyors. QUESTION: Why are the several thousand 
members of the Internet adult entertainment industry 
expected to endorse Al Gore for president?

BILL AND AL'S OIL SPILL ... will make the cost for most citizens 
of the ol' Exon oil spill look minor. 

Ken Wyman
 
"One must fight if only to have fought according to 
one's conscience"

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