Spitting Contest

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Tue Feb 6 12:30:22 MST 2001


Please Help Me I'm Falling

A 25-year-old soldier was apparently having a spitting
contest with several of his buddies on a late Alabama
evening. In order to propel his sputum farther, he decided
to take a run at the railing that overlooked a 24-foot fall
to the concrete below. After gathering up enough saliva, he
ran as fast as possible towards the railing and began to
spew. Unfortunately, this fine young gentleman had consumed
a great deal of alcohol, seriously impeding his judgment,
including his depth perception.

He toppled over the railing and followed his spit all the
way the concrete below where he was killed. His blood
alcohol level was .14.
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