Spitting Contest

Jim jnantz at INFICAD.COM
Tue Feb 6 14:31:45 MST 2001


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Nminate this guy for the Darwin award.

On Tue, 6 Feb 2001 rum.runner at JUNO.COM wrote:

> Please Help Me I'm Falling
>
> A 25-year-old soldier was apparently having a spitting
> contest with several of his buddies on a late Alabama
> evening. In order to propel his sputum farther, he decided
> to take a run at the railing that overlooked a 24-foot fall
> to the concrete below. After gathering up enough saliva, he
> ran as fast as possible towards the railing and began to
> spew. Unfortunately, this fine young gentleman had consumed
> a great deal of alcohol, seriously impeding his judgment,
> including his depth perception.
>
> He toppled over the railing and followed his spit all the
> way the concrete below where he was killed. His blood
> alcohol level was .14.
>

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