Spitting Contest

MC Spearing yuramac at YAHOO.COM
Tue Feb 6 16:48:55 MST 2001


  Oh well, look at the bright side of life. There is
one less Clinton-voter to explain the defininition of
"is" to. BTW, I note the irony this story and the
sender "rum.runner" creates.

Skoal!

MCSpearing


--- Jim <jnantz at INFICAD.COM> wrote:
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> Nminate this guy for the Darwin award.
>
> On Tue, 6 Feb 2001 rum.runner at JUNO.COM wrote:
>
> > Please Help Me I'm Falling
> >
> > A 25-year-old soldier was apparently having a
> spitting
> > contest with several of his buddies on a late
> Alabama
> > evening. In order to propel his sputum farther, he
> decided
> > to take a run at the railing that overlooked a
> 24-foot fall
> > to the concrete below. After gathering up enough
> saliva, he
> > ran as fast as possible towards the railing and
> began to
> > spew. Unfortunately, this fine young gentleman had
> consumed
> > a great deal of alcohol, seriously impeding his
> judgment,
> > including his depth perception.
> >
> > He toppled over the railing and followed his spit
> all the
> > way the concrete below where he was killed. His
> blood
> > alcohol level was .14.
> >
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