HUMOR>>Bush's New Inaugural Song

Jose Rojas jrojas at MINDSPRING.COM
Sun Feb 11 20:36:51 MST 2001


um, this is funny, NOT

carl william spitzer iv wrote:
>
>      From: Sherry <encores at earthlink.net
>
>      Bush's New Inaugural Song
>
>      Don't know much about history
>      Don't know much foreign policy
>      Don't remember how I got through school
>      Tho' I'm sure I didn't break no rules
>      But what's it matter 'cause my momma says
>      "Boy, if you want to you can be the prez
>      And what a wonderful world this will be"
>
>      Don't know much about the women's vote
>      Don't know much about the bill I wrote
>      Don't know much about the foreign vets
>      I've never voted for 'em yet
>      But I do know if your dad tries hard
>      He can get you in the National Guard
>      And what a wonderful place that can be
>
>      Now I never claimed to be an A student
>      But what's wrong with C's?
>      And maybe by knowing the names of my cabinet
>      I can win their love for me
>
>      Don't know much about air pollution
>      Don't know much about the constitution
>      Don't know much about th'economy
>      'Cause it never much affected me
>
>      But there's one thing that I know for sure
>      If the rich stay rich and the poor stay poor
>      What a wonderful world this will be
>
>      Don't know much about the national debt
>      I've never had to pay one yet
>      If we need to we can sell the States
>      To the Japanese at discount rates
>      But I do know if things get bad
>      Dick and I can always call my dad
>      And what a wonderful world this will be.
>
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