The Kernel of Truth

wbwhite wbwhite at MADBBS.COM
Fri Apr 25 05:16:42 MDT 2003


Hi,

    These quips illustrate Rush's point that good humor must have a
kernel of truth.

After much arguing and deliberation, historians this week have come up
with a phrase to describe
the Clinton Era. It will be called: SEX BETWEEN THE BUSHES.

The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta announced that Clinton has
proven that you can get sex
from Aides.

Gennifer Flowers was asked if her relationship with Clinton was anything
like Monica Lewinski's. She
replied, "Close, but no cigar."

The FBI has coined a technical term for the stains found on Monica's
dress: "Presidue."

Clinton now recruits interns from only four colleges: Moorhead, Oral
Roberts, Ball State and Brigham
Young.

Did you know that Clinton had asked to change the Democratic emblem from
a donkey to a
condom? It represents inflation, halts production, and gives you a false
sense of security while you
are being screwed.

Arkansas is very proud of Bill Clinton. All these women coming forward,
and not one is his sister!

Finally, Hillary Clinton recently went to a fortuneteller who intoned,
"Prepare to become a widow.
Your husband will soon suffer a violent death!" Hillary took a deep
breath and asked, "Will I be
acquitted?"



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