older drivers

carl william spitzer iv cwsiv_2nd at JUNO.COM
Sun Jul 27 00:10:58 MDT 2003


And vote democrat down here in sunny FloriDUH.

CWSIV

wbwhite <wbwhite at MADBBS.COM> writes:

>A group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their
ailments: "My
>arms are so weak I can hardly hold this cup of coffee," said one.
>
>"Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee,"
>replied
>another.
>
>"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a
>third, to
>which several nodded weakly in
>agreement.
>
>"My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," another went on.
>
>"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man
>as he shook
>his head.
>
>Then there was a short moment of silence...
>
>"Well, it's not that bad," said one woman cheerfully, . . . .
>
>                              "Thank goodness we can still drive!"


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