Top Ten Jerry Springer Campaign Promises

carl william spitzer iv cwsiv_2nd at JUNO.COM
Wed Jul 30 11:29:28 MDT 2003

>>From the July 16 Late Show with David Letterman

10. "Fifty-dollar tax rebate if you have sex with your wife's sister"

 9. "All staff dinners will be at D.C.-area Hooters"

 8. "Sausages will attack baseball players with bats!"

 7. "Repeal restrictive laws against first-cousin marriages"

 6. "Amend Constitution to include words 'hoochie mama'"

 5. "In the summer months, all press conferences are topless"

 4. "I'll tell the truth about which legislators have too much junk in
the trunk"

 3. "Solar powered prostitutes"

 2. "C-SPAN will feature more young people calling each other 'bitch'"

 1. "Enough cheap sex to make the Clinton years look like a church

    Those all seem in the realm of the believable.

-- Brent Baker

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