HUMOR>>JdJ Jul 28, 03: Hubby Pie

carl william spitzer iv cwsiv_2nd at JUNO.COM
Thu Jul 31 10:07:49 MDT 2003


From: "Irene A. Mystery" <ladyhawke at jokedujour.com>
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Joke du Jour (sm)  Set 1.  Volume 67; Issue 28.  Jul 28, 2003

        Joke du Jour Table of Content

o       "Hubby Pie"
o       "Sweet Revenge"

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I love to cook.  However, I am not sure
I want to try this particular recipe....

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"Hubby Pie"

Can be prepared 20 years ahead.

Ingredients:

Crust:
1 hard-skinned hubby
1 comfortable sofa

Filling:
1 TV remote control
6 pack of beer
1 packet chips (crisps)
1 family size pizza
1 large serve nacho
1 melted cheese sandwich
15 years patience
lifetime of loving care
1 ounce of resignation

Method:

Cram one thick-skinned hubby into a well worn
greased and comfortable sofa and leave to set
(probably will take length of one sport show),
remove from family room and bring to kitchen
to finish filling.

Mix TV remote control, chip packet, pizza, hotdog,
nachos and cheese sandwich on a large tray.
Add six pack of beer slowly (to avoid excess gas),
bind with a lot of patience, loving care and resignation.
Be careful to place hubby and filling carefully back in
front of the TV so as not to disturb the view of the
screen and leave to solidify indefinitely.

Head back to your computer and have a marvellous
time chatting with your online friends UNDISTURBED!!!
(Or, go SHOPPING!)

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"Sweet Revenge"

"Will that be cash, check or charge?" asked the
sales person, after folding items a woman wished
to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, a
remote control for a television set become visible
in the woman's purse.

"Do you always carry your TV remote?" asked the
sales clerk.

"Oh no," replied the woman,  "But my husband
refused to come shopping with me, so I figured
this was the most evil thing I could do to him."

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