Only In "Krazyfornicate"

Stephen A. Frye s.frye at VERIZON.NET
Mon May 5 09:09:32 MDT 2003

This article is totally false.  Maybe we should check our sources a little
more carefully before propagating such.
>Man Sues Tom Ridge Over Duct Tape Fears - Corona, CA   (Corona Times)
>         Tom Ridge's advice to Americans to stock up on duct tape and
> plastic has sparked a lawsuit which has been filed against him, the
> Department of Homeland Security and President George W. Bush.
>         Steven J. Bosell, the owner of B & B Construction in Corona,
> California,
>has filed a lawsuit claiming emotional distress, personal injury and
>sexual disfunction after he wrapped his "privates" in duct tape to protect
>them from a biological attack.
>         "After watching Mr. Ridge on television advising us to stock up
> on duct
>tape and plastic, I went to the local Costco and bought $100 worth of duct
>tape to protect myself", Bosell said. "When I got home, I taped up my
>windows and doors. After I did that I realized survivors like myself are
>going to reproduce and populate the Earth after a biological attack, we
>have to protect our privates as well."
>         Bosell claimed in his lawsuit he wrapped his "privates" in duct
> tape as
>test of "Homeland Security". When he tried to remove the tape, Bosell
>injured himself when the tape began peeling off skin and body hair.
>         After calling an ambulance, Bosell was taken to the hospital
> where the
>doctors and nurses laughed at him.  "I told the doctors and nurses at the
>hospital if they laughed, I would file a lawsuit against them and the
>hospital. They laughed anyways and I now have another lawsuit pending"
>Bosell said with tears streaming down his face. "They went out their way
>to make me look like a fool. Once I saw the doctors scalpel go toward my
>privates, I totally lost it and blacked out".
>         Also named in the lawsuit is the President of the United States,
> George
>W. Bush. "President Bush is just as liable for injury to my reproductive
>future because he hired Mr. Ridge to run the Department of Homeland
>Security and Mr. Ridge gave the nation bad advice. They also made me look
>like a fool." Bosell sobbed.
>         The Department of Homeland Security and the Bush Administration
> have no comment on Mr. Bosell's lawsuit.
>Only in California...

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