Only In "Krazyfornicate"

John A. Quayle blueoval at SGI.NET
Mon May 5 10:11:34 MDT 2003


At 08:09 AM 5/5/2003 -0700, Stephen A. Frye wrote:

>This article is totally false. Maybe we should check our sources a little
>more carefully before propagating such.

         Did you check it through "Snopes.Com", Stephen? I got it from a
thoroughly reliable source....................


John Q.



>>Man Sues Tom Ridge Over Duct Tape Fears - Corona, CA   (Corona Times)
>>
>>         Tom Ridge's advice to Americans to stock up on duct tape and
>>plastic has sparked a lawsuit which has been filed against him, the
>>Department of Homeland Security and President George W. Bush.
>>
>>         Steven J. Bosell, the owner of B & B Construction in Corona,
>>California,
>>has filed a lawsuit claiming emotional distress, personal injury and
>>sexual disfunction after he wrapped his "privates" in duct tape to protect
>>them from a biological attack.
>>
>>         "After watching Mr. Ridge on television advising us to stock up
>>on duct
>>tape and plastic, I went to the local Costco and bought $100 worth of duct
>>tape to protect myself", Bosell said. "When I got home, I taped up my
>>windows and doors. After I did that I realized survivors like myself are
>>going to reproduce and populate the Earth after a biological attack, we
>>have to protect our privates as well."
>>
>>         Bosell claimed in his lawsuit he wrapped his "privates" in duct
>>tape as
>>test of "Homeland Security". When he tried to remove the tape, Bosell
>>injured himself when the tape began peeling off skin and body hair.
>>
>>         After calling an ambulance, Bosell was taken to the hospital
>>where the
>>doctors and nurses laughed at him.  "I told the doctors and nurses at the
>>hospital if they laughed, I would file a lawsuit against them and the
>>hospital. They laughed anyways and I now have another lawsuit pending"
>>Bosell said with tears streaming down his face. "They went out their way
>>to make me look like a fool. Once I saw the doctors scalpel go toward my
>>privates, I totally lost it and blacked out".
>>
>>         Also named in the lawsuit is the President of the United States,
>>George
>>W. Bush. "President Bush is just as liable for injury to my reproductive
>>future because he hired Mr. Ridge to run the Department of Homeland
>>Security and Mr. Ridge gave the nation bad advice. They also made me look
>>like a fool." Bosell sobbed.
>>
>>         The Department of Homeland Security and the Bush Administration
>>have no comment on Mr. Bosell's lawsuit.
>>Only in California...
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