Hillary Wants To Be Yo' Mamma.......

Stephen A. Frye s.frye at VERIZON.NET
Wed May 14 11:34:59 MDT 2003

If you need help eating your Oreo cookie dial ...

At 09:02 AM 5/14/2003 -0700, you wrote:
>I can see it now.
>Welcome to the Hillary Clinton national 211 helpline.  Please enter the
>number for your state in the order it was admitted to the union.
>Thank you.  For help with free food press 1.  For help with choosing
>healthy food press 2.  If you've eaten too many oreos and you heart's on
>the verge of stopping, hang up and dial 911.  If you would like help
>ending your oreo addiction press 3.
>If you're a transvestite and need help finding a support group in your
>neighborhood press 18463.
>I'm sorry.  That w as an invalid entry.  To hear the entire list again,
>press 9.

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