HUMOR>>Making of a NeoConservative President
carl william spitzer iv
cwsiv_2nd at JUNO.COM
Mon Nov 17 21:05:52 MST 2003
From: phatjbp at aol.com
Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together
and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas.
A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident.
I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed
a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said "That's nothing. A young
man lost both arms and legs in an accident. I
reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold
medal in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.
Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine
and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train
traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to
work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat.
Now he's president of the United States."
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