OFFICIAL 2004 DNC CONVENTION PROGRAM

Jim jnantz2 at 216-19-216-16.GETNET.NET
Tue Apr 20 19:21:39 MDT 2004


Very funny, but there are some things missing.  Missing are Bill Clinton
and his reenactment of the staining of the dress ceremony, half the Ted
Kennedy toasts and Ted finally puking on the podium before passing out.

At 05:25 PM 4/20/2004, Jose wrote:
>The following was forwarded to me by a friend, author unknown. We added our
>bits, I figure that before I post this that the combined mental power from
>this list can add more events.
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>OFFICIAL 2004 DNC CONVENTION PROGRAM
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>6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
>
>6:30pm - Anti-war rally no. 1.
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>6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
>
>7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.
>
>7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
>
>7:10pm - Dennis Kucinich and Shirley MacLaine cleanse the candidates of
>negative energy
>
>7:20pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
>
>7:25pm - Tribute theme to Spain.
>
>7:45pm - Anti-war rally no. 2.
>
>8:00pm - John Kerry presents one side of the issues
>
>8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
>
>8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
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>9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony.
>
>9:15pm - Dan Rather receives the 2003 MVP (most valuable press) award
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>9:30pm - * Intermission * Ted Kennedy hosts a three martini break
>
>10:00pm - Flag burning ceremony no. 2.
>
>10:15pm - Reenactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
>
>10:30pm - Cameo by Dean yelling 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
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>10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
>
>10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the United Nations.
>
>11:00pm - Double gay marriage ceremony.
>
>11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
>
>11:20pm - John Kerry presents the other side of the issues
>
>11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
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>11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
>
>12:00am - Nomination of Democrat candidate.
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>- (Original author unknown)
>12:01am- The mainstream media declares Kerry the winner of the election
>based upon exiting polls from the convention. (MRM predicts)
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>I'm Jose Rojas, and I approved this e-mail.



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