Haevy Metal Jacket

MCSpearing yuramac at YAHOO.COM
Thu Dec 9 16:03:36 MST 2004

The world is a diminished place tonight, as it says
farewell to one of its premier artisans. Yes,
Virginia, Dimebag, named after a $10 baggie of dope,
was duly ventilated and dispatched by a crazed lunatic
with a penchant for, well, ventilating personages of
exquisite musical talent and taste -- even at 375
decibels.  The latest word is that Dimebag's last
wishes were to be dressed in his finest yellow
T-shirt, the one with the marijuana leaves, and his
"holiest" set of blue jeans.  He also asked to be
called Bodybag, henceforth and forever.

Meantime, liberals are hi-fiving everywhere, as this
incident shows conclusively how firearms can take over
a man's psyche and force him commit bloody murder,
even at high cultural events, like a Damageplan

Police asked the perpetrator if he'd done this on
account of being high on IV caustic soda or some
similar "recreational drug." But, Nate Gale, also
ventilated and dispatched due to a 30 calibre rifle
slug shot through his face, declined comment.

Film at 11 p.m., during the Culture Report.

Back to you, Mel ....


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