FW: : A scene at City Hall in San Francisco!

John Quayle blueoval at MAIL.1SMARTISP.NET
Sat Mar 13 12:44:02 MST 2004


Heheheheheh!!! Funny stuff, Jose!

Recently heard on "The Savage Nation", Michael sez that "it's only a matter of time before some sick screwball wants to marry his dog or his cat."

Savage went on to say that bestiality, while being legally accepted in Holland, is now coming under fire from the animal rights whack jobs "because of trauma to the animal. Where in <expletive-deleted> were these idiots when the bestiality legalization became law in the first place? But, what recently triggered this outcry was the sight of a naked man in a pen chasing after a pony."

Savage didn't say whether that scene was broadcast on Dutch TV or just what. Just the thought of this sort of visual made me wanna puke. Humanity has reached a new low. We've become vile garbage.

<Huge sigh!>


John Q.
---------- Original Message ----------------------------------
From: Jose Rojas <jrojas at MINDSPRING.COM>
Reply-To: jrojas at MINDSPRING.COM
Date:          Sat, 13 Mar 2004 10:31:45 -0500

>A scene at City Hall in San  Francisco
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>"Next." Good morning. We want to apply for a marriage license."
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>"Names?"
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>"Tim and Jim Jones."
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>"Jones? Are you related? I see a resemblance."
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>"Yes, we're brothers."
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>"Brothers? You can't get married."
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>"Why not? Aren't you giving marriage licenses to same gender couples?"
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>"Yes, thousands. But we haven't had any siblings. That's incest!"
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>"Incest?" No, we are not gay."
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>"Not gay? Then why do you want to get married?"
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>"For the financial benefits, of course. And we do love each other. Besides, we don't have any other prospects."
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>"But we're issuing marriage licenses to gay and lesbian couples who've been denied equal protection under the law. If you are not gay, you can get married to a woman."
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>"Wait a minute. A gay man has the same right to marry a woman as I have. But just because I'm straight doesn't mean I want to marry a woman. I want to marry Jim."
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>"And I want to marry Tim, Are you going to discriminate against us just because we are not gay?"
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>"All right, all right. I'll give you your license. Next."
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>"Hi. We are here to get married."
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>"Names?"
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>"John Smith, Jane James, Robert Green, and June Johnson."
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>"Who wants to marry whom?"
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>"We all want to marry each other."
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>"But there are four of you!"
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>"That's right. You see, we're all bisexual. I love Jane and Robert, Jane loves me and June, June loves Robert and Jane, and Robert loves June and me. All of us getting married together is the only way that we can express our sexual preferences in a marital relationship."
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>"But we've only been granting licenses to gay and lesbian couples."
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>"So you're discriminating against bisexuals!"
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>"No, it's just that, well, the traditional idea of marriage is that it's just for couples."
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>"Since when are you standing on tradition?"
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>"Well, I mean, you have to draw the line somewhere."
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>"Who says? There's no logical reason to limit marriage to couples. The more the better. Besides, we demand our rights! The mayor says the constitution guarantees equal protection under the law. Give us a marriage license!"
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>"All right, all right. Next."
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>"Hello, I'd like a marriage license."
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>"In what names?"
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>"David Deets."
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>"And the other man?"
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>"That's all. I want to marry myself."
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>"Marry yourself? What do you mean?"
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>"Well, my psychiatrist says I have a dual personality, so I want to marry the two together. Maybe I can file a joint income-tax return."
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>"That does it! I quit!! You people are making a mockery of marriage!!"
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