John "Scary" - A New Position.......

carl william spitzer iv cwsiv_2nd at JUNO.COM
Sun Mar 14 19:35:35 MST 2004


BTW John replyto still goes to you and not the list.  No one else on
rushtalk is this way so far.

As for this turtle I propose a sling the kind King David used.  It may
take practice but think of the hours of fun the kids could have.

CWSIV


On Sat, 13 Mar 2004 15:13:17 -0600 John Quayle
<blueoval at mail.1smartisp.net>
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 70-year-old Massachusetts
business tycoon (whose hand had been caught in a fence while working at
his country home), a doctor and the old man were talking about Senator
John Kerry possibly being in the White House one day.

The old tycoon said, "Well,  ya know, Kerry is a 'post turtle.'"

Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post
turtle was. The old man said, "When you're driving down a country road
and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a
post turtle."

The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to
explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong
there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want
to help the poor stupid b at st@rd get down."



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