Earth Day

Jim jnantz2 at 216-19-216-108.GETNET.NET
Fri Apr 22 14:14:33 MDT 2005

I just heard this is Earth Day.  It's a bit late to do much planning for
this years celebration, but there's always next year.  With that
settled, the question is how to celebrate.  Here are a few ideas.

Pile up some old tires and set them on fire.

Roast a few spotted owls with some garlic.

Go hunting.

Annoy your liberal neighbors by barbecuing whatever it was you shot when
you went out hunting.

If you didn't catch anything on your hunt, barbecue some steaks instead.

Buy or build something made with wood from a tree that grew in a jungle.

If you live in a city, get a bb gun and shoot some pigeons.  Actually
this is a good thing to do year round.

If you live out in the country, use a shotgun.

Pave an empty lot.

These are just a few suggestions.  What have I missed?

In 08 vote for a crook you can trust.
Del Boy for President.

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