Take that CSPI

Jim jnantz2 at 216-19-216-108.GETNET.NET
Thu Jul 14 18:48:56 MDT 2005

Today I went to Wal-Mart and what did I see?  Coconut oil, that magical 
ingredient that's been missing from movie theater popcorn since the 
Center for science in the public interest food nazis got it banned from 
movie theaters.  I bought a quart jar of coconut oil, a big jar of 
popcorn and now I'm having trouble typing this because my fingers keep 
slipping off the keys.  I just finished an email to the CSPI drones 
which I'll include below.

To: cspi at cspinet.org

I remember some years ago you started a scare concerning the so called 
dangers of coconut oil.  You scare tactics were successful enough that 
movie theaters stopped using it to pop their popcorn.

Thanks to your organization of food nazis, I have been denied one of the 
pleasures of life for over 10 years - until today.  Today I was shopping 
at my local Wal-Mart where I saw coconut oil for sale.  I bought a quart 
jar of it and have already finished off the best tasting bowl of popcorn 
(heavily salted of course)I've had in years.

When I'm done writing this I'll head out for Mexican food.  Tomorrow I 
might use some of that coconut oil to fry four or five eggs for 
breakfast.  For lunch I'll probably head to McDonald's for a nice greasy 
cheeseburger hopefully made from the finest British Beef.  For supper 
I'll head to Schlotzky's for a couple of their large original 
sandwiches.  After that I'll continue to use your site to plan my meals.

As far as my health is concerned: that's none of your concern.  I'd 
rather die at 50 having eaten real food than live to be 100 eating bean 
sprouts and cardboard.

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