Words Women Use

Richard A Whitenight rum.runner at JUNO.COM
Tue May 10 22:21:26 MDT 2005


FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five
minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes
to watch the game before doing something that she wants to do.

NOTHING This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually
end in "Fine."

GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!!!

LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you over "Nothing."

THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman
can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say
you're welcome.

WHATEVER This means that she really isn't listening to you anymore. If
you choose to keep talking, that's your problem!

Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they
can avoid if they remember the terminology!
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