How lazy can people get?

Mon Aug 14 01:17:20 MDT 2006

A few years ago I thought I had seen the ultimate in laziness the first 
time I saw pre cooked bacon in the grocery store.  "Good lord" I thought 
to myself.  "There are people out there too lazy to fry bacon."

Then I was proven wrong when I found pre cooked and crumbled ground 
beef.  Now I've learned there are people out there too lazy to fry 
hamburger meat.  Surely this time I had seen the ultimate in laziness.

A couple of days ago, I was proven wrong again.  Oscar Mayer is now 
selling indivdually wrapped hot dogs already in the bun.  You just open 
the package and put them into the microwave.  Now I've seen that the 
American public is too lazy to put a hot dog in a bun.  Don't believe me?


"I have this theory that people get promoted to management because 
they're crap at any other job."
- Roger Twiggy Day

"It's 3 in the morning.  Do you know where your Kennedys are?"
- Sean Hannity

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