10 Features of The Company Car

Carl Spitzer cwsiv_2nd at HOTPOP.COM
Fri Jan 6 11:51:31 MST 2006


 -- Accelerates at a phenomenal rate.

-- Has a much shorter braking distance than the private car.

-- Can take speed humps at twice the speed of private cars.

-- The battery, radiator water, oil and tires never have to be
checked.

-- It can be driven up to 60 miles with the oil warning light
flashing.

-- It needs cleaning less often than private cars.

-- The suspension is reinforced to allow for the weekend loads of
bricks, concrete slabs and other building material.

-- Unusual and alarming engine noises are easily eliminated by turning
up the radio.

-- It needs no security system and may be left anywhere, unlocked and
with the keys in the ignition.

-- It is especially sand and waterproof for barbeques and fishing
expeditions on remote beaches.
 
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