Weird, wild, and wacky.............

John A. Quayle blueoval57 at VERIZON.NET
Sun Oct 7 00:13:54 MDT 2007

Dearly undeparted

A Mexico City woman is facing charges for keeping 
the body of her dead husband in her home for over 
a year. After neighbors reported a foul smell 
coming from the house, police broke into the home 
and found the decomposing body of Edmundo Velarde.

According to the news report, Mercedes Velarde 
kept the decaying body of her husband on the 
floor by her bed, and her son regularly helped 
her remove worms that were feasting on the 
rotting flesh. No word yet on the cause of death, 
though the man is said to have had mental 
problems. Apparently, it runs in the family


A United Arab Emirates man is marrying and 
divorcing his way into the Guiness Book of World 
Records. No, he's not seeing how many wives he 
can acquire ­ but how many children he can 
er, I mean father. Sixty-year-old Daad 
Mohammed Murad Abdul Rahman has already had 15 
brides ­ and 78 children. But he'll need to marry 
three more women in order to reach his goal: 100 children by 2015.

Although most Muslims take only one wife, Islam 
technically allows a man to have four at a time ­ 
something this one-legged man has taken full 
advantage of. So what's happened to all the 
divorced mothers of his brood? They're each 
raising their own children in their own houses, 
supported by Daad's military pension ­ and a 
little extra help from the government of Ajman.

Hmm. A government-funded baby-making factory? 
Something tells me there's more to this story

Whether Daad is procreating for his own 
satisfaction or the government's is still to be 
determined. But there's a family on this side of 
the world that's following a higher power's 
command to "be fruitful and multiply"

And baby makes

Proud parents Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar 
couldn't be happier to welcome their baby girl 
Jennifer into the family. Her siblings are elated 
as well ­ all 16 of them. That's right, Jennifer 
joins John David, Janna, Jill, Jessa, Jinger, 
Joseph, Josiah, Joy-Anna, Jedidiah, Jeremiah, 
Jason, James, Justin, Jackson, and Johannah. All 
17 children share the same mom and dad ­ and 
there are only two sets of twins in the bunch.

Some fun facts about the Duggars: The family has 
reportedly gone through 90,000 diapers, does 200 
loads of laundry a month, and spends $2,000 a 
month on food. Mom Michelle has been pregnant for 
almost 11 years of her life and is the only one 
whose name doesn't start with J, all of the 
children play a musical instrument, and all are 
home schooled. And the craziest part of all? The 
Duggars are already planning another.

Obviously the pill isn't for everyone ­ and the 
Duggars are just one family that has opted to let 
nature take its course. But I can't help but 
wonder how they would feel about using a 
contraceptive to control a different kind of population

PETA puts pigeons on the pill

I know most animal rights activists are a 
over the top. But this latest story takes the 
cake. Hollywood residents have hit on what they 
believe to be the most humane way to deal with 
the burgeoning population of pigeons ­ and the 
subsequent piles of heaven-sent poo that 
naturally follow: Put the birds on the pill.

Community leaders plan to mix a birth control 
product called OvoControl P into rooftop feeders. 
The mixture contains a substance that's supposed 
to interfere with an egg's ability to develop or hatch.

I have a better idea: Get kids off their 
video-game playing behinds, put a sling shot in 
their hands, and send them outside to play. I'm 
sure they'll figure out the rest. Of course, if 
such activity isn't outlawed already, I'm sure it 
won't be long in coming, especially in light of 
this next piece of news I came across

Hands off!

In an age when an increasing number of schools 
are setting up metal detectors and stationing 
armed guards, schools in Colorado are cracking 
down on a their own troublemakers ­ kids who 
chase other kids. That's right. An elementary 
school in Colorado just banned one of the oldest 
games known to man ­ and one of my favorite 
pastimes. I'm talking about the good 'ol game of tag.

If you're wondering what's so wrong with TAG, 
then we're in the same boat. I guess school 
officials got tired of dealing with harassment 
complaints being raised by children who were 
chased against their will. What's next?

Tagging the absurd,

William Campbell Douglass II, M.D.
<realhealth at>

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