Fw: Three Bodies

Carl Spitzer cwsiv_2nd at HOTPOP.COM
Sat Dec 27 21:50:48 MST 2008

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on
their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has

The Coroner tells the Inspector: "First body is a 72 year old former
American president He died of heart failure while with his mistress.
Hence the enormous

"The second body is an Irishman, 25 years of age. He won a thousand
dollars on the lottery and spent it all on whiskey. Died of alcohol
poisoning, hence the smile."

The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"

"Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one. Obama current
president of the America 55, struck by lightning."

"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.

"Thought he was having her picture taken." 

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