The Pope and Nancy Pelosi
WinBlows at LAVABIT.COM
Tue Jun 23 20:20:52 MDT 2009
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From: Tom Davis <suntravel at mchsi.com>
The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in front of a huge
crowd. The House Speaker and His Holiness, however, have
seen it all before. To make it a little more interesting,
the speaker says to the Pope, "Did You know that with
just one little wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in
the crowd go wild?" He doubts it, so she shows him.
Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from
every Democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering
subsides. The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a
level of arrogance, considers what he could do. "That
was impressive, the Pope says, "But did you know that
with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY
person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not
be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but
will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever
speak of this day and rejoice." Pelosi seriously doubts
this, and says, "One little wave of your hand and all
people will rejoice forever? Show me. "
So the Pope turns and slaps the shit out of her.
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