Fw: 911]

Carl Spitzer cwsiv_2nd at HOTPOP.COM
Mon May 4 03:28:10 MDT 2009


> >         This little old lady calls 911. 
> >         When the operator answers, she yells, "Help, send the police
> >         to my house right away.  There's a damn Republican on my
> >         front porch and he's playing with himself. 
> >         "What?" the operator exclaimed. 
> >         "I said there is a damn Republican on my front porch playing
> >         with himself; I don't know him and I'm afraid!  Please send
> >         the police!" the little old lady repeated. 
> >         "Well, now, how do you know he's a Republican ?" 
> >         "Because, you damn fool, if he was a Democrat, he'd be
> >         screwing somebody"










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