notmyname at THATSWAYTOOMUCH.INFO
Wed Aug 10 22:24:31 MDT 2011
At 09:35 AM 8/10/2011 -0700, you wrote:
>A Vietnamese goes to a Woolworth grocery store in Australia .
They have Woolworth grocery stores?
You older guys remember how Woolworths used to smell? I can't imagine
buying food there.
>He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat
>food and goes to check out.
>The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy might not have
>a cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids.
>He asks the Vietnamese to show him his cat before he could let him
>have cat food.
>The Vietnamese goes home and returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat food.
>Next week the Vietnamese finds dog food at special prices. He picks
>a dozen cans of dog food and goes to check out.
>The Manager again gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy may have
>a cat but he cannot have a dog and he will probably feed dog-food to his kids.
>He asks the Vietnamese to bring and show him the dog before he can
>let him have dog food.
>The Vietnamese goes home and returns with a dog. He gets to buy the dog food.
>The following week the Vietnamese comes to Woolworth with a bag.
>He asks the manager to put his hand in the bag...
>The Manager puts his hand in the bag, feels something slimy and
>immediately pulls it out.
>He shouts at the Vietnamese, "What the hell! This is shit, you idiot!"
>The Vietnamese calmly replies, "Yes, now may I buy some toilet paper?"
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