[Rushtalk] Five of life's main rules to remember

Carl Spitzer Winblows at lavabit.com
Thu Apr 18 07:49:41 MDT 2013

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Date: Tue, 2 Apr 2013 01:23:22 -0400 (EDT)

  1.)  Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a
Ferrari than on a bicycle.     

  2.)  Forgive your enemy, but remember the asshole's name.     

  3.)  If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember
you when they're in trouble again.     

  4.)  Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot

  5.)  Alcohol does not solve any problems;  but then neither does milk.

Bonus rule:   

  6.)  Condoms don't guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing
one when he was shot by the woman's husband.     

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