[Rushtalk] MONICA - THE SECRETARY

Steven Laib stevenlaib at sbcglobal.net
Mon Apr 29 08:30:28 MDT 2013




MONICA - THE SECRETARY
 


OBAMA: 
- Your secretary is very sexy...

BILL: 
- Thanks! It's actually a robot, named Monica ...
If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation   & if you squeeze her left breast, she types letters.
I'll lend it to you for a day & you can see her  functions.

Next day, Obama called Bill from the hospital & shouted:
- Bill… You bastard! 
You didn't tell me that the hole between Monica's legs is a Pencil Sharpener...
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