[Rushtalk] Humor at the expense of Bush's Religion of Peace

Carl William Spitzer IV cwsiv at copper.net
Tue Aug 19 15:03:21 MDT 2014

Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims

1.. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to
liquor, You may be a Muslim.

2.. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but
you can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.

3.. If you have more wives than teeth,  You may be a Muslim.

4.. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be
unclean, You may be a Muslim.

5.. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide. You
may be a Muslim

6.. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against, You
may be a Muslim.

7.. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives
in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.

8.. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.

9.. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at
 least four, You may be a Muslim.

10.. If you find this offensive and don't forward it, YOU may be a

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