[Rushtalk] The 'Sign'

Carl Spitzer cwsiv at keepandbeararms.com
Mon Feb 10 08:41:24 MST 2014

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From: Steven Clar <imjoe6pack at gmail.com>

A woman went through a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car.
Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt.

After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said;
"Wow, just look  at our cars!
There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends
and  live together in peace for the rest of our days."

The man replied," I agree with you completely.
This must be a sign from God! 

The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle.
My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of wine didn't break.
  Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
Then she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle
and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the
cap back on, and  hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

She replies, "Nah.
I think  I'll  just wait for the police."

Adam ate the apple, too!
Men will never learn!
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