[Rushtalk] Two RINO's go duck hunting

Stephen A. Frye s.frye at verizon.net
Wed Apr 1 20:22:25 MDT 2015

A new Lincoln Navigator is closer to $65,000 or $70,000.

Urban myth.  Totally.

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From: rushtalk-bounces at csdco.com [mailto:rushtalk-bounces at csdco.com] On
Behalf Of Carl Spitzer
Sent: Wednesday, April 01, 2015 3:58 PM
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Subject: [Rushtalk] Two RINO's go duck hunting

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From: Tom Walker 



A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500.00 with monthly payments of
He and a friend go duck hunting in upper Wisconsin . 
It's mid-winter..............and of course all of the lakes are frozen. 
These two guys go out on the ice with their GUNS, a DOG, and of course the
They decide they want to make a natural looking open water area for the
ducks to focus on, something for the decoys to float on.
Now..................making a hole in the ice large enough to invite a
passing duck, is going to take a little more power than the average drill
auger can produce. So........................out of the back of the new
Navigator comes a stick of dynamite with a short 40 second-fuse.
Our two Rocket Scientists...........afraid they might slip on the ice while
trying to run away after lighting the fuse (and becoming toast, along with
the Navigator), decide on the following course of action: 
- they light the 40 second fuse; then, with a mighty thrust,
- they throw the stick of dynamite as far away as possible.

Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the NAVIGATOR, the
GUNS, and the DOG...? 
Let's talk about the dog: 
A highly trained Black Lab used for RETRIEVING; especially things thrown by
the owner. 
You guessed it......................The dog takes off across the ice at a
high rate of speed and grabs the stick of dynamite, with the burning
40-second fuse............ Just as it hits the ice.

The two men swallow, blink, start waving their arms and, with veins in their
necks swelling to resemble stalks of rhubarb, scream and holler at the dog
to stop. 
The dog, now apparently cheered on by his master, keeps coming. 
One hunter panics, grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog. The shotgun is
loaded with #8 bird shot, hardly big enough to stop a Black Lab.
The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused, then continues on.
Another shot, and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really confused
and of course terrified, thinks these two geniuses have gone insane!!!!!!
The dog takes off to find cover, UNDER the brand new Navigator.
The men continue to scream as they run. The red hot exhaust pipe on the
truck touches the dog's rear end...................he yelps, drops the
dynamite under the truck and takes off after his master.
The truck is blown to bits and sinks to the bottom of the lake, leaving the
two idiots standing there with 'I can't believe this just happened'
looks on their faces.
The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal use
Of explosives is NOT COVERED by the policy. And he still had yet to make The
first of those $560.00 a month payments.
The dog is okay....doing fine.
And to think you thought all Rednecks lived in the South....... 

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