[Rushtalk] Two RINO's go duck hunting

John A. Quayle blueoval57 at verizon.net
Wed Apr 1 21:35:42 MDT 2015


At 10:22 PM 4/1/2015, Stephen A. Frye wrote:
>A new Lincoln Navigator is closer to $65,000 or $70,000.

         That's more like it.......my wife's MK is about $38k................


>Urban myth.  Totally.
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: rushtalk-bounces at csdco.com [mailto:rushtalk-bounces at csdco.com] On
>Behalf Of Carl Spitzer
>Sent: Wednesday, April 01, 2015 3:58 PM
>To: Rushtalk
>Subject: [Rushtalk] Two RINO's go duck hunting
>
>-------- Forwarded Message --------
>From: Tom Walker
>
>
>UNBELIEVABLE!!
>
>ABSOLUTELY A TRUE STORY HEARD ON A
>WISCONSIN RADIO STATION
>
>REPORTING ON THE INCIDENT.
>
>A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500.00 with monthly payments of
>$560.00.
>
>He and a friend go duck hunting in upper Wisconsin .
>It's mid-winter..............and of course all of the lakes are frozen.
>
>These two guys go out on the ice with their GUNS, a DOG, and of course the
>new NAVIGATOR.
>They decide they want to make a natural looking open water area for the
>ducks to focus on, something for the decoys to float on.
>
>Now..................making a hole in the ice large enough to invite a
>passing duck, is going to take a little more power than the average drill
>auger can produce. So........................out of the back of the new
>Navigator comes a stick of dynamite with a short 40 second-fuse.
>
>Our two Rocket Scientists...........afraid they might slip on the ice while
>trying to run away after lighting the fuse (and becoming toast, along with
>the Navigator), decide on the following course of action:
>
>- they light the 40 second fuse; then, with a mighty thrust,
>- they throw the stick of dynamite as far away as possible.
>
>Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the NAVIGATOR, the
>GUNS, and the DOG...?
>
>Let's talk about the dog:
>
>A highly trained Black Lab used for RETRIEVING; especially things thrown by
>the owner.
>You guessed it......................The dog takes off across the ice at a
>high rate of speed and grabs the stick of dynamite, with the burning
>40-second fuse............ Just as it hits the ice.
>
>The two men swallow, blink, start waving their arms and, with veins in their
>necks swelling to resemble stalks of rhubarb, scream and holler at the dog
>to stop.
>
>The dog, now apparently cheered on by his master, keeps coming.
>One hunter panics, grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog. The shotgun is
>loaded with #8 bird shot, hardly big enough to stop a Black Lab.
>
>The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused, then continues on.
>Another shot, and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really confused
>and of course terrified, thinks these two geniuses have gone insane!!!!!!
>
>The dog takes off to find cover, UNDER the brand new Navigator.
>
>The men continue to scream as they run. The red hot exhaust pipe on the
>truck touches the dog's rear end...................he yelps, drops the
>dynamite under the truck and takes off after his master.
>
>Then KA BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
>
>The truck is blown to bits and sinks to the bottom of the lake, leaving the
>two idiots standing there with 'I can't believe this just happened'
>looks on their faces.
>
>The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal use
>Of explosives is NOT COVERED by the policy. And he still had yet to make The
>first of those $560.00 a month payments.
>
>The dog is okay....doing fine.
>
>And to think you thought all Rednecks lived in the South.......
>
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