[Rushtalk] The unemployment rate

Steven Laib stevenlaib at sbcglobal.net
Wed Feb 25 14:06:32 MST 2015


This is brilliantly done.  Any clue as to where it originated?
 
SDL
 

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 From: John A. Quayle <blueoval57 at verizon.net>
To: Rushtalk <rushtalk at csdco.com> 
Sent: Wednesday, February 25, 2015 2:39 PM
Subject: [Rushtalk] The unemployment rate
  


  
  
It takes a comedy team to explain what's going on in the country. 
Unemployment Explained  
  
  
  
COSTELLO: 
I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America. 
  
ABBOTT: 
Good Subject.  Terrible Times. It's 7.8%. 
  
COSTELLO: 
That many people are out of work? 
  
ABBOTT: 
No, that's 14.7%. 
  
COSTELLO: 
You just said 7.8%. 
  
ABBOTT: 
7.8% Unemployed. 
  
COSTELLO: 
Right 7.8% out of work. 
  
ABBOTT: 
No, that's 14.7%. 
  
COSTELLO: 
Okay, so it's 14.7% unemployed. 
  
ABBOTT: 
No, that's 7.8%. 
  
COSTELLO: 
WAIT A MINUTE. Is it 7.8% or 14.7%? 
  
ABBOTT: 
7.8% are unemployed. 14.7% are out of work. 
  
COSTELLO: 
If you are out of work you are unemployed. 
  
ABBOTT: 
No, Congress said you can't count the "Out of Work" as the
unemployed.  
You have to look for work to be unemployed.  


COSTELLO: 
BUT THEY ARE OUT OF WORK!!! 
  
ABBOTT: 
No, you miss his point. 
  
COSTELLO: 
What point? 
  
ABBOTT: 
Someone who doesn't look for work can't be counted with those who
look for 
work.   It wouldn't be fair. 
  
COSTELLO: 
To whom? 
  
ABBOTT: 
The unemployed. 
  
COSTELLO: 
But ALL of them are out of work. 
  
ABBOTT: 
No, the unemployed are actively looking for work.  Those who are
out of 
work gave up looking and if you give up, you are no longer in the
ranks of the 
unemployed. 
  
COSTELLO: 
So if you're off the unemployment rolls that would count as less
unemployment? 
  
ABBOTT: 
Unemployment would go down. Absolutely! 
  
COSTELLO: 
The unemployment just goes down because you don't look for work? 
  
ABBOTT: 
Absolutely it goes down. That's how they get it to 7.8%. Otherwise it
would be 
14.7%.  Our govt. doesn't want you to read about 14.7%
unemployment. 
  
COSTELLO: 
That would be tough on those running for reelection. 
  
ABBOTT: 
Absolutely! 
  
COSTELLO: 
Wait, I got a question for you.  That means there are two ways
to bring 
down the unemployment number? 
  
ABBOTT: 
Two ways is correct. 
  
COSTELLO: 
Unemployment can go down if someone gets a job? 
  
ABBOTT: 
Correct. 
  
COSTELLO: 
And unemployment can also go down if you stop looking for a job? 
  
ABBOTT: 
Bingo. 
  
COSTELLO: 
So there are two ways to bring unemployment down, and the easier of
the two is to have people stop looking for work. 
  
ABBOTT: 
Now you're thinking like an Economist. 
  
COSTELLO: 
I don't even know what I just said! 
  
ABBOTT: 
Now you're thinking like Congress. 
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