[Rushtalk] The Dot

Carl Spitzer lynux at keepandbeararms.com
Thu May 12 17:24:03 MDT 2016

                                                                                        The Dot... 
                                                                                        A Doubtful Explanation of Ancient Tradition...
                                                                                        The Dot...
                                                                                        FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP.
                                                                                        For centuries,
                                                                                        Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads.
                                                                                        Most of us have naively thought this was connected
                                                                                        with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy
                                                                                        in Ottawa has recently revealed the true story.
                                                                                        When a Hindu woman gets married,
                                                                                        she brings a dowry into the union.
                                                                                        On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot
                                                                                        to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a doughnut shop, a taxi cab, or a motel in the United States.
                                                                                        If nothing is there,
                                                                                        he must remain in India to answer telephones
                                                                                        and provide us with Verizon technical advice.
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